Australian Coal Producers Roll Out New Climate Policy
What many describe as a stunning revelation.. but see for […]
Date Posted:
March 8, 2014
What many describe as a stunning revelation.. but see for yourself this eye opening company statement from the Australian coal industry.
Actors: Peter McAllum & Will Young via http://www.annewilson.com.au
Related discussions at https://climatecrocks.com/2014/03/07/australian-coal-producers-roll-out-new-climate-policy
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Excellent video.
Aussie Coal FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brilliant!
Good to get a laugh at the expense of the corporate crooks polluting Planet Earth…
Just Brilliant!!!
Normally I do not like use of expletives but in this case the use is extremely apt!!!
Policy we can all get behind
Classic. Please share widely. It deserves to be seen.
I can’t believe that this has less than 3,000 views. Come on people, this
is genius. Get behind it!
I doubt any sociopath on the planet could have expressed it any better.
Unless they are stopped and we change our ways, the only satisfaction that
we will have is when rising sea engulf the last of their private islands
and sea front real estate. That will include ALL of their real estate in
any city within 330′ elevation of present sea levels.
fish eyes
http://www.smh.com.au/business/bhp-boss-andrew-mackenzie-warns-against-ban-on-fossil-fuel-investment-20140304-3457w.html
Genius! Deserve to be shared widely ; D
She mentioned something about the gap…it was right between her eyes the
entire time.
Truth in Advertising… should be more of it.
At last some truthiness from a coal company
This is why satire exists; anyone can take it as humorous, witty,
diabolical, perverse, the truth, a lie, propaganda, marketing, – anything
one wants except for one thing: there are no FACTS to debate. There are
no facts. This is about probability, cause and effect, emotion and even to
an extent ideology but not about culture, religion, gender, age or
political preferences. This is even NOT about entrepreneurship or
capitalism, communism or unfettered control – it is only about corporate
values versus humane values. It is about TRUTH versus the other stuff – the
stuff of satire. One can make what one wants of it, walk away from it
disgusted or enlightened or 1/2 way in between. One cannot walk away making
a judgment. I love it for what it is and for what it provokes. In
conclusion, I would say that ‘what it provokes’ is, in the final analysis,
going to prove the worth of this satire as an instrument to promote
awareness in people and everyone of us has a different type and level of
awareness that needs to be addressed. I for one found mine. Thank you
whoever made this piece and promotes it.
The companys new policy of…*FUCK YOU!* (01:12 minute to end)
#FY la qu’il vous faut investissez les yeux fermés….
Fucking Brilliant Snapping Synapses!
important Policy Update as Australia leads the way again….
Great work, deserves to be seen more widely.
Brilliantly done!!
Yes – at last – the truth from the mining companies
Refreshing!! Major corporations, especially those that extend an influence globally, have been operating on this premise for decades. It’s time that Australian Coal took the bull by the horns and honestly stated the behaviour. From those business that rape our natural resources to cable companies, big box department and electronic storss, auto manufacturers and their dealer/service networks – hell, to the convenience store on the corner have perfected the “F–ck You” concept beyond imagination. Like lemmings to the sea, we sit back and let it happen! Go figure.
hilarious but unfortunately ….. true
Australian #coal mining policy update 2014
roflmao!
The fat one who says fuck you is my dad :)
CORPORATE POLICY TRANSPARENCY FINALLY AND CLEARLY ARTICULATED This is a surprisingly candid announcement I’m sure you will agree. Thanks to friend +Bill Kauth for sharing it.
At 1:10 the silver haired bloke says “the company” which is an obvious edit from the original recording. I wonder what corporate name was used before the lawyers stepped in? :-)
Finally – Corporate Transparency ;)
(Note, if this was on TV, the AFLC would have ensured there is an “MA: coarse language” tag applied. I hate spoiling quality black humor – but I guess overseas viewers may not appreciate good old fashion Australian self-deprecation :) )
Corporate honesty. Brilliant.
Hilarious. How proud I am of our Aussie humour!!
AUSTRALIAN COAL MINING POLICY UPDATE 2014 – corporate honesty at its best (NSFW – a mark of their honesty) http://youtu.be/tqXzAUaTUSc
3.30 minutes I’ll never get back.
Finally – a corporate statement on climate change that you can actually
believe.
#coal #climatechange #truth
It amazes me that this video hasn’t gone viral — I guess not as cute as
dancing cats.
It so describes the mantra of today’s corporations. #monsanto #kellogg or insert your own corporate monster here
*___________*.
excellent clip love it
Australian courts have just allowed the first of many huge coal mine
projects.
An amusing take on the coal industrie’s TRUE message
Lol
So how much more clarity do people need to stand up and do something about
the greed on this earth. Yes this is a little play but in reality this is
the truth.
Fanny yesterday I talked to a normally, smart guy but he is totally opposed
to renewable energy. Reason he want’s to drive his big oversized truck and
want’s to enjoy the comfort of his heated house? How can we reduce the
population from dummies like him.
FU Policy of the mining Industry
That woman looks so much like Cersei, that I’m just convinced she is
Come on Gina and Clive – stand up and tell us the truth too! ; )
You do realise that anthropogenic CO2 is only 3%, right? Do you also
realise that by increasing the cost of energy, you are ensuring the
mass-genocide of the poorest people in the world who can’t afford the
increases? Not only that, you are also increasing the wealth gap too?
Only that it isn’t future generations and your granddaughter’s
grandchildren who will face the suffering of climate change. The damage we
are dealing with today is from Co2 from 40 years ago and we have put more
Co2 in the atmosphere this year than in all years combined. This is our
life time. This is not a matter of someone else dealing with the effects
of climate change in the future. This is plants not being able to grow as
early as 2030 because plant proteins denature when it is too hot . If
people understood that it is us now that are in real danger it may make a
difference in their decisions but when they choose to ignore the science or
think it is a far off problem for someone they don’t have any feelings for
to deal with, they do what suits them today. I don’t believe this because
I want to. There is no motive in believing in the devastation of climate
change. It actually really sucks. But there is one to deny it and that is
to greed, and unwillingness to change and give up luxury at the expense of
all life. Think climate change is wrong? That is a big risk to take with
my life and the lives of my 2 children.
“solid returns to our shareholders, by killing their grandchildren” oh my
god lololol
lol. I’ve read about people like you. So very eloquent little man. Lol
A incisive look inside the brains of those who are cheerfully destroying
the planet. . .
Truth in advertising we can all get behind.
A very honest corporate appraisal by this energy company – “It ensures
solid returns to our shareholders by killing their grandchildren”
#greenliving #satire
Brilliant!
The very awe inspiring “fuck you” video:
Lol, responsibility to humanity AND a dedication to their shareholders.
cut to the Truth.
WTF????
What race is the woman in this?
Truth in advertsing…
Hahahahahahahahaha!!! Fuck you!!!
Hahahahahahahahaha!!! Fuck you!!!
Does anybody recognize the accents in this video? I’m particularly
interested in the woman’s accent.
Does anybody recognize the accents in this video? I’m particularly
interested in the woman’s accent.
Brilliant. Simply brilliant – and so very Stralian.
That girl has a distractingly weird face
They are late to the game. Obama has had this policy for Americans for 6
years now.
Those crazy Aussies!
WTF is going on with her eyes???
I think she’s an android, never saw a human face like that
Our new policy: F— You!
A breakthrough in corporate responsibility.
/watch?v=seYO0hkIF54
I think she hot. <3
What did he REALLY say at 2:24?
Go on, let us in on the secret – I won’t tell the lawyers.
The Minerals Council of Australia have inadvertently set social media
alight with their hashtag #australiansforcoal
Here is a very amusing satirical response :)
This is SATIRE folks but it is so true
Reminds me of some of the Suspicious 0bserver comments we get! Quite funny
too.
well if you put it like that, makes perfect sense!
Brilliant!
This is fantastic! Great job!
Fuck you new policy
ha- Truth in Adverstising!
http://youtu.be/tqXzAUaTUSc
*An honest corporate stand on coal…*
The gap or what to do when you are trying to hold two incompatible
positions. #climatechange
HT: +Simon Hayward
HAHAHAHAHA!! PERFECT the pain of Republicans laid bare. LOL
In the United States (and elsewhere) FU has also been the policy for
certain companies towards safety concerns of miners in favor of higher
financial return.
Where is your super?
A new policy for a new tomorrow!
Brilliant insight into the coal industry.
Thanks Australia.
#funnybuttrue
A wonderful HAPPY EASTER message from the people that ensure that we have
enough energy to be trolls online:
http://youtu.be/tqXzAUaTUSc
Brilliant! Thanks.
Fucking…brilliant
The policy of truth
It’s a shame, because the girl has this affected, overly-posh voice, and is
clearly reading her lines. Matching her monotone voice is her strange,
blank expression, her face completely frozen and her eyes staring into
nothingness. She’s like a bizarre robot, who can almost approximate human
speech patterns and is sheathed in convincing synthetic skin, but is
nonetheless a cold, lifeless machine.
She’s missed the mark completely, and it detracts from the perfectly
natural performances by the other two.
what happened to her face?
Marx’d already said “Fuck You” but you only listen to them now.
Now here’s a concept whose time has come. Truth in advertising. Maybe we
shouldn’t be so hard on them. Enjoy and share. :P
To our investors, it’s 20 billion dollars. To your grandchildren, it’s 20
billion fuck yous. #climatechange #fuckyou #ecowar
Concerned over our environment?
So are these folks…
:-)
Exquisite: a business on its social responsibility…
via +Marty Krasney
Thanks for finding this gem, +Kathy Russell. Everyone should think of this
before making any sort of investment.
Oh, so very very true. We are doomed…enjoy the blue skies while we still
have them folks. This poor poor planet :(
Awesome! FUCK YOU! Now that’s a policy!
Lol…corporate honesty…??!
AUSTRALIANS FOR COAL. What is your investment dollar doing?
People have been responding and sharing as though this is a real company
and a real ad. It’s pretty obvious that it is satire, but that it’s in the
“comedy” section, and that actors are credited in the video description,
gives you a hint, no?
this is the greatest satirical video i have ever seen. massive bravo to
the people who made this, and the message they are sending. i only hope
that even ONE person contributing to the doom of the earth (which everyone
who has ever done so much as driven a car really) is deeply affected by the
message. cheers, and have a great life, while we still can live
I just love this satirical video about the Australian coal lobby (language
warning) – honesty is so refreshing.
Satire as a weapon against CO2. What idiocy. These morons should stop
breathing. The CO2 they are exhaling is polluting the planet.
Without the UPWORTHY garbage. This is an awesomely frank expression of what
most corporate communications strategies really mean.
This is what coal really wants to say to us is fuck you. Alot of fuck yous
in this but is funny and true
RT James Spearman: Hilarious/sad satirical coal mining ad from Australia.
Via Digital Urbanism http://buff.ly/1jMHAKY Go #waroncoal! #auspol #FU
Where in the hell did they dig up this frankenstein looking bitch? She
looks like the daughter of Lurch from the Addams Family. LOL!!!
Excellent! Although Global Warming is a load of CROCK … ALL mining,
drilling, fracking, chemtrailing, HAARPing, GMOing etc. are very, very
REAL, and ought to be everyone’s concern!
Cognitive dissonance exposed.
This satirical video is about coal company culture and climate. Language
warning! #satire #coal
AUSTRALIANS FOR COAL. What is your investment dollar doing?
*Satire in the service of climate activism*
*Some days the climate change debate is so awfully absurd that it’s a toss
up between whether to laugh or cry. Most days, in fact.*
*On one hand, we hear that leaders of the IMF, World Bank and UN are
pushing for a price on carbon, and that Archbishop Desmond Tutu is calling
for an anti-apartheid style boycott of the fossil fuel industry, and the
New York Times says we are running out of time for effective action.*
*On the other hand, there is Attorney General George Brandis suggesting
that those who grasp the seriousness of climate change are ignorant and
medieval, the Federal Government’s chief business advisor Maurice Newman is
promoting denialism, and Clive Palmer’s latest intervention, which The
Guardian describes as the latest in our “sorry climate policy saga”.* …
*One possibility not directly explored in the book is the potential for
satire to help with this reframing of the debate…*
http://blogs.crikey.com.au/croakey/2014/04/23/is-satire-a-useful-tool-for-climate-change-communications-and-some-f-bombing
Fuck you corporate Australia. Fuck you banksters. Fuck you government. Fuck
you satan.
Finally! A video accurately captures corporate strategy on climate
change…
AUSTRALIANS FOR COAL . . . (contains course language). . . :))
A +John Englart post
Yes, global warming is a sham. I always say fuck you to frauds.
What big energy really thinks…pretty funny. #climatechange
In the continuing spirit of Earth Day, I’ll share a clip that really moved
me. I’ve never felt so inspired.
WARNING: THERE MIGHT BE A FEW EFF-BOMBS IN THIS VIDEO, SO DON’T BLAST IT
NEAR THE PLAYGROUND.
Have an above average day,
Language warning !
#australia #coal #mining #climate #future
Very nicely done, laughed a lot, good job. Reminds me a an American sitcom
years ago called Dinosuars, I think, and was like the old Honeymooners
except all Dino’s of course. Anyhoo, everyone worked for and everything
was practically owned by the “We Say So Corporation”
YES!
(There be some swears in this)
cause FUCK YOU!